Isn't the survival rate of us all technically zero anyway?

In the long term yes, but I'm here shitposting and the two other guys are dead, and it's only been 2 months.

Life is the only sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.

Gospel

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

Yes, but we all hope for later zero, not for sooner or sudden zero:)

Sam Salehpour is not dead yet, is he?

He should be worried then